Insults jokes

Insult Collection #1

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you d...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #10

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What d...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #11

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #12

What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw,...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #13

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #14

I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlig...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #15

If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. We...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #16

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #17

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you ...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #2

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get. I don't...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #3

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undert...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #4

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the momen...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #5

Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base inst...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #6

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #7

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #8

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've eve...Read the whole joke

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Insult Collection #9

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are,...Read the whole joke

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Stupid Insults 1/31

$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...Read the whole joke

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Stupid Insults 10/31

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Faile...Read the whole joke

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Stupid Insults 11/31

Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors unde...Read the whole joke

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