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A lecture about English

|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke

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Alphabet letters

|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke

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Amazing Anagrams

|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come D...Read the whole joke

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Canada America

|An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't...Read the whole joke

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Canada language

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y...Read the whole joke

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Creative wording

|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of exampl...Read the whole joke

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English language

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...Read the whole joke

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Europe English

|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua...Read the whole joke

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Poem of English

|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like co...Read the whole joke

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Quips & quotes

|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home....Read the whole joke

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Santa's Helpers?

|Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke

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Santa's Wife

|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke

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Spelling checker

|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f...Read the whole joke

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Stop redundancy

|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke

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Tips to improve your writing

|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke

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