Legal And Lawyers jokes

45 or 82?

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke

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5000 dead lawyers

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke

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A cold winter night

|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small tow...Read the whole joke

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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke

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A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke

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A guy walks into a post office...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke

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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer named Strange died...

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke

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A local United Way office realized that...

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke

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A love for material goods

|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke

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A man and his Alligator

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke

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A man walked into a lawyer's office and...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke

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A man walks into a friend and sees...

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke

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A precise location

Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke

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A really cold morning

Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke

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a thief and his lawyer

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke

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