Marriage jokes

A kid's view on marriage

|What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke

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A man is almost about to die

|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut...Read the whole joke

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A Mother's Dictionary

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...Read the whole joke

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A secret pregnant lover

|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te...Read the whole joke

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A staged wedding to bust dealers

|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke

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A sudden change of mind

|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. ...Read the whole joke

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A very desperate marriage

|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...Read the whole joke

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A way to save your marriage

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.Th...Read the whole joke

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An organization that makes men fear marriage

|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan...Read the whole joke

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Be afraid if you annoy this husband

|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon,...Read the whole joke

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Cheap plastic rings

|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been ta...Read the whole joke

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Cigarette problems

|At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...Read the whole joke

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Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions

|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasoo...Read the whole joke

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Do you already have a child?

|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...Read the whole joke

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Don't take any chances

|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whethe...Read the whole joke

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Finding perfect men

|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her ...Read the whole joke

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Getting into fights

|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had...Read the whole joke

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Getting revenge with marriage

|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...Read the whole joke

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Gift for a birthday

|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was he...Read the whole joke

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Going crazy with confusion

|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...Read the whole joke

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