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...clamp...

"...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke

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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke

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A definition of psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke

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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke

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A doctor fell into a well once...

A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke

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A dyslexic nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke

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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke

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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke

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A folk remedy

A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke

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A girl goes to the doctor...

A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke

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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke

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A large difference

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke

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A little change

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke

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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke

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A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke

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A man goes to a psychiatrist...

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke

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A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke

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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke

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