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50-50 relationship

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke

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82 year old man

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...Read the whole joke

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A degree at Life University

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke

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A fortunate twist of fate

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke

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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke

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A new tax

Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers ...Read the whole joke

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke

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About last night

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke

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Alcohol vs Women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke

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All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke

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Another costume

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke

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Are YOU A HARD MAN?

Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear...Read the whole joke

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At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke

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Baldness in Men

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke

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Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke

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Black widow spiders

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke

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blonde

Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke

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CHECK THE BUFFETT!

In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t...Read the whole joke

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Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke

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