Military jokes

A young naval student

|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...Read the whole joke

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An inferiority complex

|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke

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Apologizing to China

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke

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Army fitness report

|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke

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Army needs new recruits

|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke

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Battles on the sea

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...Read the whole joke

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Become more effective

|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke

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Brag about parents

|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke

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Bragging about old times

|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke

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Bring some more ammo

|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...Read the whole joke

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Change your course now

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...Read the whole joke

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China blames America

|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke

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Chinese learned this

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke

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Chinese plane crash

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke

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Choose a punishment

|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke

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Commanding the dumb

|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke

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Convince these students

|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke

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Daddy is going to war

|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke

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Discuss track types

|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke

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Finish overseas tour

|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke

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