Mixed jokes

1,000 lawyers...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....Read the whole joke

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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t....Read the whole joke

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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was...Read the whole joke

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Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes....Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus....Read the whole joke

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Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come...Read the whole joke

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A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and...Read the whole joke

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The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom wi...Read the whole joke

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