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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

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01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you04. -You shrink in cold water. 05. -You never get a haircut. 06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 08. -Your best friend is a pussy. 09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

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