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10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons

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"Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth." "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!" "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers." "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood." "The Land of The Lost...The Barney Years." "COPS" in full color animation!

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