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Bed jokes

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

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On the road again.

One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red spo...Read the whole joke

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Dentist jokes

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal...Read the whole joke

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Hunting jokes

What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off...Read the whole joke

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Easter jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!...Read the whole joke

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The Test!

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy ...Read the whole joke

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Diff Between Bar and Clitoris

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar....Read the whole joke

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Famous Uses of the F Word

What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull spe...Read the whole joke

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Somebody flunked elf school...

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...Read the whole joke

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Halloween funnies for kids!

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?A. They're afraid of flying off th...Read the whole joke

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