Mixed jokes

Black Eye

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need...Read the whole joke

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DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a b...Read the whole joke

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Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up after them....Read the whole joke

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!...Read the whole joke

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A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks...Read the whole joke

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An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footp...Read the whole joke

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Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!...Read the whole joke

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"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from V...Read the whole joke

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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong....Read the whole joke

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