Mixed jokes

Car and train jokes

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, b...Read the whole joke

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What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass....Read the whole joke

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Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is danger...Read the whole joke

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing...Read the whole joke

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!...Read the whole joke

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Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there ...Read the whole joke

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Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at hom...Read the whole joke

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