Mixed jokes

Car and train jokes

What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she wen...Read the whole joke

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A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zo...Read the whole joke

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Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!...Read the whole joke

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Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall ou...Read the whole joke

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A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks ar...Read the whole joke

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook....Read the whole joke

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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was d...Read the whole joke

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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke

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