Mixed jokes

Chick With No Arms or Legs?

Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!

Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke

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These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproo...Read the whole joke

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DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simu...Read the whole joke

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Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob pau...Read the whole joke

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There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came ...Read the whole joke

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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke

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Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance an...Read the whole joke

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Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!...Read the whole joke

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