Mixed jokes

Classic Oxymoron

Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

Never Give Up! by Percy Vere...Read the whole joke

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Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke

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You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....Read the whole joke

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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th...Read the whole joke

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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing...Read the whole joke

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There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...Read the whole joke

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Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...Read the whole joke

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What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both dri...Read the whole joke

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