Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to ...Read the whole joke
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Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bat...Read the whole joke
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A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...Read the whole joke
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Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler....Read the whole joke
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs an...Read the whole joke
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Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!...Read the whole joke
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An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doc...Read the whole joke
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that h...Read the whole joke
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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations....Read the whole joke
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