Mixed jokes

Favorite Wine

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is i...Read the whole joke

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A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door....Read the whole joke

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At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new mir...Read the whole joke

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You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He wa...Read the whole joke

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Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-si...Read the whole joke

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A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion....Read the whole joke

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At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an ex...Read the whole joke

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