Mixed jokes

Ghost jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin ...Read the whole joke

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A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series...Read the whole joke

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Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are fami...Read the whole joke

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Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!...Read the whole joke

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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...Read the whole joke

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A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging org...Read the whole joke

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A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck a...Read the whole joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on...Read the whole joke

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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in ...Read the whole joke

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