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High On a Plane

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A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and asked, "When do we start getting smaller?"

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