Mixed jokes

If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "Y...Read the whole joke

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What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth...Read the whole joke

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Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both hav...Read the whole joke

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God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...Read the whole joke

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This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant....Read the whole joke

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Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk....Read the whole joke

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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open ...Read the whole joke

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An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same...Read the whole joke

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