Mixed jokes

King Kong jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him....Read the whole joke

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True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Su...Read the whole joke

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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third ...Read the whole joke

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Here's a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone a...Read the whole joke

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You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early...Read the whole joke

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Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth....Read the whole joke

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Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5...Read the whole joke

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Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!...Read the whole joke

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A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke

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