Mixed jokes

Lawnmower

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burn...Read the whole joke

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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts...Read the whole joke

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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The repo...Read the whole joke

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The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!...Read the whole joke

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Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm...Read the whole joke

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Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident....Read the whole joke

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Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle....Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite....Read the whole joke

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