Mixed jokes

Light Bulb 3

Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke

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There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead. He went in, went up to t...Read the whole joke

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New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets...Read the whole joke

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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke

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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met....Read the whole joke

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Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!...Read the whole joke

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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....Read the whole joke

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Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first ...Read the whole joke

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