Mixed jokes

Light Bulb 5

How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong...Read the whole joke

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A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off...Read the whole joke

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Picasso's mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in Paris. Upon examina...Read the whole joke

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse...Read the whole joke

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Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings....Read the whole joke

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A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke

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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space wa...Read the whole joke

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SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go t...Read the whole joke

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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!...Read the whole joke

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