Mixed jokes

M and M's are too smart!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they repli...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...Read the whole joke

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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked th...Read the whole joke

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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...Read the whole joke

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Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...Read the whole joke

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My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on....Read the whole joke

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Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Co...Read the whole joke

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke

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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed som...Read the whole joke

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