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Make up your mind.

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This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind lady, I'll have to adjust the chair!"

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