Mixed jokes

No Brained Women

Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke

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What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman...Read the whole joke

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VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp....Read the whole joke

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Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread....Read the whole joke

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A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zo...Read the whole joke

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Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention B...Read the whole joke

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You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke

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How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00...Read the whole joke

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Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke

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