Mixed jokes

Noticing a blonde

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?

HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Ar...Read the whole joke

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Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance...Read the whole joke

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your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned....Read the whole joke

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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticke...Read the whole joke

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A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gu...Read the whole joke

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THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here itis:In the wor...Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the...Read the whole joke

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Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive....Read the whole joke

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