Mixed jokes

Obituaries

Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer...Read the whole joke

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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker....Read the whole joke

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke

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Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...Read the whole joke

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A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts ...Read the whole joke

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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the othe...Read the whole joke

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it....Read the whole joke

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Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)...Read the whole joke

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