Mixed jokes

Only Time

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs...Read the whole joke

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A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a b...Read the whole joke

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Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Beca...Read the whole joke

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We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened ...Read the whole joke

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards....Read the whole joke

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A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...Read the whole joke

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After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small bo...Read the whole joke

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A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws h...Read the whole joke

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On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great co...Read the whole joke

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