Mixed jokes

A play on Computer Lingo.

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...Read the whole joke

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A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...Read the whole joke

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A pregnant Irish women

What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!...Read the whole joke

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A Present for Little Johnny!

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his sh...Read the whole joke

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A Problem of Problems

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...Read the whole joke

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A question of time

Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!...Read the whole joke

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A Rainbow of Devotion

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender...Read the whole joke

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A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then...Read the whole joke

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A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!

A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape...Read the whole joke

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A really Corny Joke

Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not e...Read the whole joke

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A Redneck Christmas

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...Read the whole joke

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A Redneck Joke

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...Read the whole joke

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A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t...Read the whole joke

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A Room for a Night

Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable res...Read the whole joke

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A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...Read the whole joke

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A Round of Golf

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he ...Read the whole joke

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A Scrote

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The cl...Read the whole joke

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A Shaggy Bear Story

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear no...Read the whole joke

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A short poem for today.

Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change...Read the whole joke

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A Short Time to Live

A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke

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