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Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!...Read the whole joke

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What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke

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Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!...Read the whole joke

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Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!...Read the whole joke

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What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hol...Read the whole joke

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!...Read the whole joke

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!...Read the whole joke

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!...Read the whole joke

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What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!...Read the whole joke

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How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!...Read the whole joke

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!...Read the whole joke

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!...Read the whole joke

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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!...Read the whole joke

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