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Aardvark jokes

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I ...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it g...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark....Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a ...Read the whole joke

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Aardvark jokes

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdva...Read the whole joke

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ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRS...Read the whole joke

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't...Read the whole joke

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ABCP

On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs fir...Read the whole joke

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Absent From School Excusess

1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke

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Absent Minded Husband

Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke

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Absentminded Doc!

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a...Read the whole joke

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Accidental Meeting

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke

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Accidents

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved....Read the whole joke

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Accidents near home

What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved...Read the whole joke

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Accountant Math!

An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ...Read the whole joke

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Act of Generosity

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke

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Act Religious

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...Read the whole joke

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Actual Answer from a Medical Student

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke

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