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Actual Court Sayings!

30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke

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Actual excuse notes to teachers!

*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke

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Actual Medical Charts

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke

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Actual product instructions.

ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ...Read the whole joke

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Adages and Questions

What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're ...Read the whole joke

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Adam & Eve make a choice!

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...Read the whole joke

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Adam Accused By Eve!

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ...Read the whole joke

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Adam and Eve

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke

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Adam and Eve.

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke

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Adam Gets Two Organs

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...Read the whole joke

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Adam talks to God.

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men ...Read the whole joke

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Adam was lonely.

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke

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Addicted To AOL

You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells ...Read the whole joke

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Addicted to AOL!

1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minut...Read the whole joke

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Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new compute...Read the whole joke

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Adjust the Chair

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teet...Read the whole joke

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Adjustable Face Lift

This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook...Read the whole joke

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Adultery

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13...Read the whole joke

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Advantage: Woman!

Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems suppor...Read the whole joke

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Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems supp...Read the whole joke

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