Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge." "H...Read the whole joke
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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what...Read the whole joke
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10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thin...Read the whole joke
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Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...Read the whole joke
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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding choco...Read the whole joke
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. ...Read the whole joke
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"The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, e...Read the whole joke
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual ma...Read the whole joke
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1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3....Read the whole joke
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THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ STYLE...On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed m...Read the whole joke
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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good peop...Read the whole joke
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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read m...Read the whole joke
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12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 f...Read the whole joke
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A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy i...Read the whole joke
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1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you e...Read the whole joke
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1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren'...Read the whole joke
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Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...Read the whole joke
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14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it of...Read the whole joke
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15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover...Read the whole joke
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15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear.2. Your im...Read the whole joke
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