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Air disaster

Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke

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AirForce 1

When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on ...Read the whole joke

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Airline

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke

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Airline Funnies!

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their oth...Read the whole joke

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Airplane in Trouble

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...Read the whole joke

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AL GORE I am!

Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Sho...Read the whole joke

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Alabama License Application

Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box)[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-J...Read the whole joke

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Alabamba

Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes m...Read the whole joke

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Alaska Crazy Law

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal t...Read the whole joke

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Aliens

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!...Read the whole joke

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Aliens At a Gas Pump

Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look arou...Read the whole joke

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All I want for Cristmas...

About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He start...Read the whole joke

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All Jews and six Mexicans

This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He...Read the whole joke

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All Lawyers are Assholes

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey.....Read the whole joke

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Alligator and a Bet

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur...Read the whole joke

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Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sho...Read the whole joke

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Almost Love

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is ...Read the whole joke

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Almost Perfect Life

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what...Read the whole joke

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Alot Alike

Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in...Read the whole joke

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Alter Your Course!

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H000011...Read the whole joke

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