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An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke

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An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he...Read the whole joke

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An Hour of Pleasure

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We l...Read the whole joke

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An Old Man\'s Dying Request

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he ...Read the whole joke

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An Orgasmic Problem

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in be...Read the whole joke

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Anagrammar!

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: ...Read the whole joke

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Analysis of A Man

Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inc...Read the whole joke

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Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door ...Read the whole joke

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Ancient History Explained...

Ancient History Explained...A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on i...Read the whole joke

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And God Created Woman

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, ...Read the whole joke

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And you thing you have it bad!

There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke

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Andy is God\\\'s son

A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke

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Andy Rooney Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke

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Angelic Husband

A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke

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Angry Truck Driver

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...Read the whole joke

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Angry Wife

A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out t...Read the whole joke

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Animal Crackers.

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke

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Anna\'s mom....

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...Read the whole joke

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Anniversary

A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to...Read the whole joke

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Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...Read the whole joke

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