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Bed jokes

You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke

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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it....Read the whole joke

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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them....Read the whole joke

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet....Read the whole joke

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Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip....Read the whole joke

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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...Read the whole joke

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I ...Read the whole joke

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Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll ...Read the whole joke

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Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds....Read the whole joke

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Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you....Read the whole joke

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying....Read the whole joke

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