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Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !...Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch...Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!...Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa....Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !...Read the whole joke

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Bed jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...Read the whole joke

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Bedroom Golf

* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls. * Play ...Read the whole joke

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Bedtime Prayer of the future

Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send t...Read the whole joke

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Bee Sting

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to th...Read the whole joke

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Been In College Too Long...

You consider McDonald's "real food." You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM is still early...Read the whole joke

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Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitr...Read the whole joke

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Beer Bottle

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!...Read the whole joke

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Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumpt...Read the whole joke

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Beer quote

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin...Read the whole joke

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Beer, eh

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him a...Read the whole joke

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