Mixed jokes

Beers for everyone!

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to ...Read the whole joke

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Bees

What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!...Read the whole joke

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Bees pay you a visit

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke

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Beethoven!

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is ...Read the whole joke

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Beetle Experiment

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experi...Read the whole joke

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Befits of Obesity

Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by thin people, ha...Read the whole joke

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Before it starts...

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television,...Read the whole joke

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Before Viagra

One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the P...Read the whole joke

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Before you criticize someone...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...Read the whole joke

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Begin emergency landing

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke

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Behind A Steering Wheel

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....Read the whole joke

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Behind the Hedge

This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke

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Behold I Cometh!

A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first...Read the whole joke

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Being Offensive At A Wedding

Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little "If ...Read the whole joke

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Being Old and Bent

Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke

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Bejewelled Portrait

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...Read the whole joke

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Belly Button

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde....Read the whole joke

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Bellybuttons

- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because...Read the whole joke

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Beltway Holdups

TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke

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Beneficial Alzheimers

What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...Read the whole joke

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