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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs...what time do they open?3. Do yo...Read the whole joke

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3rd Graders

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...Read the whole joke

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4 Blonde quickies...

How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's...Read the whole joke

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4 Docs and GW Bush!

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced...Read the whole joke

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4 Doctors talk Politics!

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers...Read the whole joke

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4 new fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. ...Read the whole joke

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4 nuns go to heaven

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in lin...Read the whole joke

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40 Year Old Man and Woman

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-ol...Read the whole joke

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5 Good Reasons Not To...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. ...Read the whole joke

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5 lbs of fat

How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....Read the whole joke

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5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!

The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I l...Read the whole joke

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50 facts about Men

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better...Read the whole joke

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50 Facts About Women

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in cont...Read the whole joke

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50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke

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50 things to do at Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locat...Read the whole joke

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50 things to do during an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke

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50 Things to Do in a Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at...Read the whole joke

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50 things to do in an elevator

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your n...Read the whole joke

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50 Ways to Appreciate Life

1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. --It...Read the whole joke

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51 Ways to Annoy Everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for...Read the whole joke

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