Mixed jokes

Prostitutes and Drug Dealers

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What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Punkrocker's Hair

An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yell...Read the whole joke

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Polak Meets Priest

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TGIF On Shoes

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Bouncing Baby

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...Read the whole joke

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Warning: Ignore the parrot!

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the s...Read the whole joke

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Living On Love

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Cowboy jokes

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the t...Read the whole joke

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