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Reasons For John\'s Sex Change

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10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner restrooms.7. Tired of boring men's fashions and wants something new and exciting.6. Women live longer.5. Can get easily picked up in bars.4. Really likes the guy next door but knows that he is not gay.3. Failed to make the MEN'S U.S. Olympic Ski Team.2. Wants to be an assistant to Clarence Thomas to find out if "it's really true".And the number 1 reason why John is officially becoming a woman:1. PMS - An Incredible Sensory Experience!!!

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