Mixed jokes

Retirement

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Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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Easter jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good...Read the whole joke

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Hit Man

An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn...Read the whole joke

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Mirthy Facts

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impre...Read the whole joke

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Things Adults Learn From Kids:

There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run...Read the whole joke

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Woman/Car

I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd g...Read the whole joke

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Aussie Trouser Snake.

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...Read the whole joke

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Men Like Paper Cups

Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable....Read the whole joke

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Why Black?

A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised ever...Read the whole joke

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Got a headache

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, a...Read the whole joke

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