Mixed jokes

Safe Blonde

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has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.

Other Mixed jokes

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor sai...Read the whole joke

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Death by Stabbing

A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy y...Read the whole joke

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The Big Shake-up!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid t...Read the whole joke

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Proud father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that h...Read the whole joke

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Car and train jokes

Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red ...Read the whole joke

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Journalist jokes

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly...Read the whole joke

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Old man from Trent - Limmerick

There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...Read the whole joke

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Hard To Get

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their ...Read the whole joke

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Message To Mom

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man te...Read the whole joke

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