Mixed jokes

Tea Time

Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?

When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God ...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones....Read the whole joke

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1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...Read the whole joke

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I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious....Read the whole joke

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Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination th...Read the whole joke

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As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the h...Read the whole joke

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ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after...Read the whole joke

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Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The ad...Read the whole joke

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What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset....Read the whole joke

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