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The Educational Toy.

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The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."

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