Mixed jokes

The Fish

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...Read the whole joke

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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely dr...Read the whole joke

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Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...Read the whole joke

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Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, y...Read the whole joke

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Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up after them....Read the whole joke

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Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...Read the whole joke

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Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin L...Read the whole joke

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What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !...Read the whole joke

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What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him....Read the whole joke

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