Mixed jokes

The Wish.....

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There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying" I NEED A MAN". Then he went to bed.The next night the same thing happened, she was there rubbing her breasts and saying "I NEED A MAN".On the third night the woman had a man in bed with her when the son looked in.Right away the boy went to his room and stood in front of the mirror rubbing hiself and saying....I NEED A BIKE"..........

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